Another guy made a similar list.
Here is my list:
10. The September issue usually comes out at the end of October.
9. Not a single person in the class actually wants to be a reporter when they grow up.
8. Each page looks like it was designed by different person (And usually was.)
7. There are no photos or cartoons on the Op/Ed page.
6. There are no freelancers contributing.
5. Passive voice is used and not corrected by anyone.
4. The Op/Ed section is the best written section of the paper.
3. No one on staff wants to write about a club they're not already in.
2. The editor has to work through lunch day in and day out, fighting in a futile struggle meet deadline, and no one else on staff comes in and helps her.
1. No one writes a letter to the editor all year.
That's my newspaper nightmare. What's yours?
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